YOU ARE SO FETCH

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:28:31 -0400

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2: freedominwickedness: In medieval...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:56:13 -0400

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

heislikefireburningthroughtime: watchtheskytonight: runaeveena:...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:52:45 -0400

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

“shes not pretty”

“i think shes very pretty”

“shes prettier than you”

OOOO BURNN

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:51:26 -0400

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

katuriankaturiankaturian: Krikor Jabotian Spring/Summer 2013...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:49:06 -0400

katuriankaturiankaturian:

Krikor Jabotian Spring/Summer 2013 Haute Couture

All of them. Please.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:48:30 -0400

HANNIBAL

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:18:57 -0400

I AM CRYING WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

OH MY GOSH WILL PLEASE BE OK

ABIGAIL

OH MY GOSH

MY FEELS RIGHT NOW

I CAN’T

THIS IS

WHAT THE FUCK

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

floricalchild: a-c-n-e: honorized: ov-al: Johnny Depp when...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:50:04 -0400

floricalchild:

a-c-n-e:

honorized:

ov-al:

Johnny Depp when he was 16.

holy shit he was hot

Was? Was? Was??

Yeah say that to my face?????

he’ll always be hot

When I glare and mock couples being overly PDA in front of me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:22:06 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

My friends are just like

patricksharpie: styleshood replied to your post: what’s your ‘THE OTP’ same the beginning of the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:54:12 -0400

patricksharpie:

styleshood replied to your post: what’s your ‘THE OTP’

same

the beginning of the movie it will show how they first met and how they first looked at each other and the middle of the movie they start dating and taking things to the next level and the end of the movie they break up and forget about each other

because of tyler seguin the homewrecker

best-likes: These Chik-fil-A memes are so funny after they’ve...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:50:37 -0400

best-likes:

These Chik-fil-A memes are so funny after they’ve been all over the news, especially #4! http://bit.ly/19H0UIb

no but women are so badass okay because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:50:24 -0400

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOO WHEN THE HOCKEY SEASON IS OVER I HOPE EVERY GAME GOES TO 1000000OT AND TO GAME 7

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:47:59 -0400

cagefacekelly: i feel like Boston and Chicago have this weird bromance thats flown under the radar...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:42:08 -0400

cagefacekelly:

i feel like Boston and Chicago have this weird bromance thats flown under the radar and they just compliment the shit out of each other and everyone is like aw thats cute and then the Finals will start and it’ll turn into a violent Eminem/Rihanna song

The thing about a hawks v bruins stanley cup final

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:41:23 -0400

is that no matter who wins, i am guaranteed to get some very funny questionable drunk pics of either seguin and/or kaner for the next few months

dropthosegloves: Sweden is a magical place.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:03:26 -0400

dropthosegloves:

Sweden is a magical place.

getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:16:03 -0400

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

thetenthdoctorscompanion: katnissfrickinpond: hello fellow four eyed friends did u know you can...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:02:29 -0400

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

katnissfrickinpond:

hello fellow four eyed friends did u know you can use pledge to clean your glasses ps if you have scratches on your lenses there’s wax in pledge that fills in the scratches and it’s a quick fix for tiny scratches i just learned this and it changed my life tbh

you are an inspiration to us all

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:58:29 -0400

shitnoonesaysnhl: - canucks-for-the-cup

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:57:13 -0400

shitnoonesaysnhl:

- canucks-for-the-cup